Galaxy Force Cartoon- Discussion *spoilers*

[UltraPrime]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Omegatron Supreme]

Imperator, that was brilliant!

Do you reckon G1 was ever as attrocious as that?

Every new TF cartoon is so easily flawed in that was since BW.

[Sulphur]

LoL Imperator, classic.

I'm loving Moledive, he looks really evil. So gonna be after his toy.

I disagree with the above comment, as G1 had alot of flaws too, people just don't pick up on them as they're all.. G1 R0X0RS your S0X0RS! ...

[Loosecannon]

G1 cartoon sucks, big time. Beast wars is the pinnacle - he says having not properly seen beast machines or any of GF/cybertron....

[jaguar]

Bah, how can you judge a cartoon and not have seen Galaxy Force!

Stay clear of Cybertron!

[Sideways]

Galaxy Force 41 is out and also Masterforce 41

[bluestreak56]

GF 41 - av ep ..

[UltraPrime]

I prefer this Galvy's introduction to the previous ones (except G1). Even if it has lost a bit of impact now.....

[Imperator]

When we last saw our heroesh they'd made the incredible discovery of a building site. They gasped. GASPED. At a building site. I think it'sh fair to say that we've got a long, difficult slog ahead.

COBY:
Buildings appearing in the blink of an eye!

BACKGUILD:
Er, no they're not. They're just being built in the normal fashion. With cranes and beams and stuff.

COBY:
It's so amazing! It's like magic!

GALAXY CONVOY:
You did incredible work finding this place Coby! When we get back to the ship, I'll make it worth your while!

COBY:
A little creepy, but nonetheless intruiging, Galaxy Convoy-tachi! I'm game!

One of the Gigalonia transformers notices the kids.

TRANSFORMER:
Argh! An intestation! Crush the horrid little things!

The transformer drops a beam on Coby and Lori, but Guardshell notices, and catches the thing in his tiny, insubstantial scoop.

GUARDSHELL:
What the hell was I thinking? I don't even LIKE those damn kids.

The damn kids run away.

GUARDSHELL:
Hey, no wait! Come back! I can still smush you with this thing!

MEGALO CONVOY:
Megalo Convoy! Transform!

Megalo Convoy begins to transform. This takes some considerable time.

GUARDSHELL:
A little faster if you please, giant convoy chap!

Shtill transforming. Time enough to pour another drinkie.

GUARDSHELL:
I'm not kidding, mister! This thing is REALLY heavy, and I don't have much time over here.

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. Is Megalo Convoy done yet? No? Fine, whatever.

LORI:
So, going anywhere nice this summer?

COBY:
I think we're going to visit family in Tokyo again.

LORI:
My family never take me anywhere. They just lock me in the house over summer and tell me to forage from under the sofa cushions.

COBY:
It's nice in Tokyo.

LORI:
...last year I got liver disease from all the horrible things I had to eat...

COBY:
Huh, what?

LORI:
...nothing...

Oh look at that. Megalo whatsit's finished transforming. He takes a single swipe at the mighty girder with his huge axe, cleaving it in two.

MEGALO CONVOY:
AXE CUTTER!

GALAXY CONVOY:
Too late, jerk. He's already dead.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Huh? Really?

COBY:
Way to go, idiot.

GALAXY CONVOY:
That's okay, I've got a really short attention span. I'll have forgotten Guardshell even existed in ten minutes or so.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Cool. I'm Megalo Convoy by the way. Are you from... PLANET X?

GALAXY CONVOY:
No, I'm not. What's Planet X?

MEGALO CONVOY:
Planet what? What are you talking about? I've never heard of Planet X.

GALAXY CONVOY:
But... but you just said...

MEGALO CONVOY:
Clearly you're talking crazy talk. You're crazy.

BACKGUILD:
It's been said.

MEGALO CONVOY:
AAAAAH! VOICES IN MY HEAD!

BACKGUILD:
It's called a radio, dude.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Witchcraft! You consort with the devil!

GALAXY CONVOY:
I knew it! Backguild, you're off the team!

BACKGUILD:
I know. I've been off the team since I TOLD you I was off the team, not half an hour ago.

GALAXY CONVOY:
What did I just say about my attention span?

BACKGUILD:
That it's really short?

GALAXY CONVOY:
What's really short? Are you making fun of me?

Meanwhile, some minicons are having a hug. Because clearly all minicons are hippies, and believe in brotherly love or some crap.

COBY:
Geez you guys, get a room.

BLIT:
Beep beep beep!

LORI:
I wish someone would hug me...

GALAXY CONVOY:
Shut up Lori.

Shome time later, the Cybertrons are gathered with Megalo Convoy and friend for a good old chin wag. All work and no booze makes narrator a dull boy. All work and no booze makes narrator a dull boy. All work and no booze makes narrator a dull boy. All work and no booze makes narrator a dull boy.

VECTOR PRIME:
So here's the thing. We're really after your Planet Force, a legendary artifact we need to save our planet. We've had real trouble with the others, so it'd be SUPER awesome if you'd just hand it over.

GALAXY CONVOY:
If you say we need to have a race, I swear I'll kill you.

MEGALO CONVOY:
What's a Planet Force?

BLENDER:
Maybe he's talking about that thing we keep in the basement?

MEGALO CONVOY:
Oh, THAT thing. Oh no, we can't let you down there. It's the law.

VECTOR PRIME:
The law? You have a law about going downstairs?

MEGALO CONVOY:
Yeah. We're really supersitious, and we don't ever stay in a city for long.

VECTOR PRIME:
How tragic. But why make a law to stop people doing that? That's stupid and you know it.

BLENDER:
Megalo Convoy likes to project his own superstitions and insecurities on everyone else. He's kinda creepy that way.

MEGALO CONVOY:
I call it 'The Basement Rule'.

BLENDER:
It's stupid.

MEGALO CONVOY:
You've always got something to say, haven't you?

VECTOR PRIME:
Just a heads-up chaps, I can't warp.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Can't warp? Are you from... PLANET X?

VECTOR PRIME:
Where?

MEGALO CONVOY:
Who mentio- I didn't mention Planet X. I've never even heard of Planet X.

Someone comes in.

SOMEONE:
Hey, I got bored of all the talking, so I thought I'd come in and stir things up. Oh, also, Moledive is being a bit of a bastard again.

[pause]

GALAXY CONVOY:
What did you just say?

VECTOR PRIME:
Was that a SWEAR?

SOMEONE:
Oh relax, it's just the translation.

GALAXY CONVOY:
Fine, but I'm watching you. Potty mouth.

POTTY MOUTH:
Okay, sure, fine, whatever. But are you guys going to move on this Moledive thing?

They move on this Moledive thing. Turns out, Moledive has found his very own section of blank grey wall, and he's having a fantastic time drilling through it. Blender, being the huge killjoy he is, smacks Moledive around a little.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Hey, why are you trying to get into the basement? Don't you remember the Basement Rule?

MASTER MEGATRON:
Oh for the love of GOD! I'm so SICK of you people following us around!

GALAXY CONVOY:
Master Megatron!

MASTER MEGATRON:
Oh, congratulations, dumbass. It's only taken you eight millenia, but you've finally learnt my name. What are you DOING here? This was supposed to be my holiday!

GALAXY CONVOY:
Don't give me that! You're here for the Planet Force, aren't you?

MASTER MEGATRON:
No!

GALAXY CONVOY:
Oh, well okay then. Sorry to have bothered you.

MASTER MEGATRON:
(Wow, he actually bought that. Maybe Galaxy Convoy isn't the tactical genius I've believed him to be)

DREADLOCK:
Hey boss, shouldn't we have... I dunno, some kind of fight or something? I mean, they've got a new character up there.

SOUNDWAVE:
[stupid noises]

LIGIER JACK:
Er, what the hell was that?

SONIC BOMBER:
Is he trying to annoy us?

GALAXY CONVOY:
A fight? But we outnumber them by at least three to one. And we've had more upgrades than they have. Doesn't seem very fair.

DREADLOCK:
I guess you're ri-

GALAXY CONVOY:
Okay, you've twisted my arm. Let's have a fight!

[hic] Huh, what? Wa's goin' on? Anything interesting? Oh, jusht a fight. You know the drill. All the Destrons except Megatron utterly suck and get the everlovin' snot kicked outa them. Then Megatron gets the snot kicked out of him.

CHROMIA:
Why do we keep DOING this? They kick our asses each and every time!

MASTER MEGATRON:
Shut up and make stupid kissy faces.

CHROMIA:
But it's degrading to have the only female character reduced to such a chauvanistic cliche!

MASTER MEGATRON:
Just you make th-

MEGALO CONVOY:
Hey, are we fighting here or what?

MASTER MEGATRON:
In a MINUTE! Can't you see I'm talking with the missus?

Meanwhile:

COBY:
Hm. The Cybertrons are winning. They don't really need my help. Even Dreadlock can afford to sit this one out.

LORI:
S-sometimes I cut myself... just so I can feel the pain...

COBY:
I'm going to help anyway!

DREADLOCK:
Oh no you don't. You are NOT leaving me with Little Miss Whiney here.

LORI:
Every night I pray for the sweet release of an untimely death.

DREADLOCK:
Oh grow up.

Meanwhile, the Destrons are busy losing the battle. They run off, and block the passage with what appears to be liquid rock.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Are they also after the Planet Force?

Waitasec. Liquid rock? What the hell have I been drinking? Is... is this absinthe?

GALAXY CONVOY:
Yes. They want to rule the galaxy, or something.

DESTRONS (off screen):
No we don't!

GALAXY CONVOY:
Oh, I guess they don't.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Regardless, it's just the paper-thin excuse we need to join your group. And, well, I guess we could let you into the basement to look for your precious Planet Force.

GALAXY CONVOY:
But what about the Basement Rule?

BLENDER:
Don't jinx it, please. This is the most coherent Megalo's been in a long time.

VECTOR PRIME:
You'll really join us?

BLENDER:
Duh. What did you think was going to happen?

VECTOR PRIME:
Wow, this is a big moment for us. I mean, we only get new recruits every three episodes or so.

The other Convoys hold out their hands.

MEGALO CONVOY:
What are you doing?

GALAXY CONVOY:
You don't know what a "hand shake" is?

MEGALO CONVOY:
I'm just... hesitant. You might have the lurgy.

NITRO CONVOY:
Well, Live Convoy might do, but I'm clean.

LIVE CONVOY:
Jackass.

NITRO CONVOY:
Moron.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Can't we just accept that we're working together, and not do all this touchy feely stuff?

GALAXY CONVOY:
We-ell, we could, but then Coby would cry. You wouldn't want to make the poor kid cry, would you?

Lori starts to cry.

LORI:
Why doesn't anyone ever reach out to me?

MEGALO CONVOY:
Fine! I'll shake your hand if it'll get you off my back. Come on, Blender.

BLENDER:
I don't have a hand, just this great big mixing drum.

MEGALO CONVOY:
Hey, why don't you go find a parade, and then rain on it?

COBY:
Wow! Megalo Convoy and Blender are on our side!

LORI:
C-coby... I think I'm in lo-

GALAXY CONVOY:
We'll definately get this last Planet Force! I mean, it's just the way things have been going for us recently, isn't it?

EVERYONE:
Whatever.

The end. Next week: Master Megatron gets an upgrade, and everyone feigns surprise.

[Sideways]

Ep 42 is out
i wish it would download quicker lol

[Imperator]

Um. This episode is... er... a little strange. I mean, I was just joking about Galaxy Convoy being ditzy and crazy, but this.... it's getting creepy.

[Sulphur]

I kinda enjoyed it. Loving Coby's Rumble.

Had a few comical moments. But think the 'Yell' was drawn out. Should have just been mentioned the once then moved on.

[jaguar]

Agreed.

Gasket and Armbullet were great in this Ep, bout time they got to shine properly!

[Perceptor]

43 is up everyone

[Xbot]

great suff Imperator. Do a G1 episode PLEASE!! LOL